The Borg & The Enterprise (DanKitti & KC)
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The Borg & The Enterprise (DanKitti & KC) AI cover lyrics ©DanKitti, music ©Ken Clinger image by Meta AI music production by Suno AI The Borg & The Enterprise (DanKitti & KC) Captain Picard didn't take it so hard When he sat in his yard and the singer guitar'd She sang "We are, the Borg, we will assimilate you You'll drink the coffee we poured and then we'll feed you beef stew" Oh, the Borg and the Enterprise Had a contest for eating pies The winner would get to choose what the Ship and the Cube would do Deanna Troy had a telepathic toy She gave to a Borg boy who jumped in Borgish joy He went to the Cube, brought back a piece of blueberry pie For Deanna, though she preferred banana Data and his cat brought three pies and sat With the Borg in a hat and had a pleasant chat Oh, the Borg and the Enterprise Had a contest for eating pies The winner would get to choose what the Ship and the Cube would do William Riker and a Borg who was a biker And a Vulcan hiker each ate twenty pies Then they drank some Borg-brew coffee, then they had some Vulcan toffee And then the Borg ran off, he said he'd get more pies Geordi had some rich Borg stew, Worf said "Now this just won't do You can't want stew and eat it too and still have room for pie" Oh, the Borg and the Enterprise Had a contest for eating pies The winner would get to choose what the Ship and the Cube would do Then the Borg Cube and the Enterprise both were overhead And they filled the skies Guinen appeared with a twinkle in her eye She said a magic word and the Ship and Cube were pies Everyone ate and ate the Cube and ship, now it's too late Since both are eaten by the crews, the contest has no way to lose Oh, the Borg and the Enterprise Had a contest for eating pies The winner would get to choose what the Ship and the Cube would do