Dick Blizzard
by Emmett Doyle
About this track
The Dick Blizzard Cover art by Michael Langer Chorus: Come raise up a glass for 2/7/26 When against the ICE Nazis came a blizzard of dicks At Whipple they whipped dildos onto their vans To stand hard ‘gainst a tyrant’s, the measure of man The people faced down those tyrannical fucks And yeeted the penises into the trucks No we didn’t throw Molotovs, bottles, or rocks But we pounded them down with the silicon cocks The Icemen are Feds but they called on the state they pulled out the sheriffs to collaborate They fitted the sheriffs and rolled them down and covered themselves so they could go town Sheriffs stood attention, so stiff and so proud They swung the hard wood and they beat off the crowds They pulled out the handcuffs, we cried “Yes indeed- You can bury us daddy, but we are the seeds!” We’re getting our folks back, we’re giving them care But the icemen have nightmares where filling the air Are dildos that shoot rainbow streams as they hit And that’s the most action that they ever get So Feds learn your lesson, so sticky it sticks- If you fuck with us you’ll eat a blizzard of dicks Those ICEmen regretted that they ever came Like the world regrets that their dads did the same