The Abduction Zipper Blues (And the Friendly Cosmic Cow) (Sallymae Hogsby)

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The Abduction Zipper Blues (And the Friendly Cosmic Cow) (Sallymae Hogsby) Lyrics by Sallymae Hogsby & ChatGPT image by Winnie Santiago music by Suno AI The Abduction Zipper Blues (And the Friendly Cosmic Cow) (Sallymae Hogsby) My best friend Winnie Santiago sent a package to my door She thought it was a cute little gift, but oh, she didn't know the score She bought this little blue pouch shaped just like a UFO With a tiny plastic tractor beam and a cow charm down below Winnie thought of me because I’ve got a heifer of my own But my poor heart was breaking, I was crying all alone. 'Cause just last night a flying saucer beamed my Bossy to the sky! I saw her floating upward as the spaceship drifted by! And right when Winnie’s present arrived to cheer me up today My mind was spinning circles over where my cow had gone astray! I stared at that translucent pouch, my eyes filled up with tears Holding that little alien ship, confirming all my fears But then I grabbed the zipper pull—that tiny plastic cow— And slid it down the tractor beam... and buddy, listen now! A crackle of static echoed out, right from the PVC And a very familiar moo came through, speaking straight to me! 'Cause just last night a flying saucer beamed my Bossy to the sky! I saw her floating upward as the spaceship drifted by! But looking at this zipper pouch, I’m wiping tears away 'Cause Bossy’s on the radio with some cosmic news today! She said, "Hey Sallymae, don't worry, these green guys are real polite! They gave me the best pasture space and the stars are shining bright! We're cruising past Jupiter's moons, the view is out of sight, They're feeding me space-clover, and it tastes just about right!" Yeah, Bossy said she's having fun exploring the Solar System She loves the zero-gravity, though she told me that she missed home She said, "Slide that zipper back on up, I’ll see you in a few days, I gotta go, the Martians want to show me the Milky Way!" So bless you, Winnie Santiago, for this magical blue pouch It saved me from a panic attack on my living room couch Now every time I miss my cow, I just pull that zipper down And listen to my bovine bestie orbiting above the town! Moo-ve on up, Bossy! See you in a couple of days!