I Ain’t Horsin’ Around

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I Ain’t Horsin Around I Ain’t Horsin’ Around I caught your lipstick on a coffee cup, And your story changed from “one” to “two.” You swear you’re just a victim of bad luck, Honey, bad luck sure keeps finding you. I should’ve known when you came home smiling, Smelling like perfume I don’t wear. You said you hit traffic out on Highway 9. Funny thing, there ain’t a road out there. I’m not horsin’ around this time, darling. I ain’t bluffin’, I ain’t makin’ threats. Cheat on me one more time and I’ll be riding out of town, And you’ll be left with all your debts. You can keep the dog, the truck, the dishes, Keep your collection of ridiculous hats. But if I catch one more filly in my stable, You’ll be explaining yourself to the cats. I bought a brand-new pair of cowboy boots, They’re standing by the front door now. They’re not for fashion, they’re my getaway shoes, I’ve already taught myself to bow. I know three men in Amarillo, Two in Tulsa, one in Santa Fe. And every single one has better manners Than this little rodeo you play. I even packed my favorite skillet, And my mama’s recipe for pie. I can forgive a lot of foolish things, But I refuse to be your side ride. I’m not horsin’ around this time, darling. This old mare has finally learned. Cheat on me one more time and I’ll be riding out of town, Watching your bridges burn. And when your next little sweetheart leaves you, And your lonely heart starts feeling blue, You’ll remember I gave you more chances Than any sane woman ought to do. So saddle up and choose your direction, Because this cowgirl’s nearly gone. One more step outside our fence, my love… And you’ll wake up to find I’ve already ridden on.