Welcome to Ballmart! (ft. Impasaurus)
by lentunes
About this track
A curious customer goes looking for directions and discovers the premier family-owned grocery (?) store in the city, owned by an aspiring independent musician... Featuring Impasaurus (voice lines and clarinet) Done for Round 6 of Beepcord Tourney 7: Merchant! Beep link: https://pastelink.net/1wbdi5x7 Lyrics: Hi! [Um, hello-] I'm Ball Pucklickler! [Hey, um, do you know where I can find a Walmart? I-] Walmart? No, you're not in Walmart. You're in Ballmart! [...Ballmart?] Well, you see... Here at Ballmart, we like to do things just a liiiittle bit differently! [...differently? Yeah, sure.] You betcha! I've got this place all stacked up with just the kinds of things you might not want, but there's certainly a use for 'em somewhere! [...Like what?] Glad you asked! We've got new things and old things Big things and small Snow shoes for reindeer and paint for your walls All this and more at your favorite store Open on weekdays from 7 to 4 So! Whaddaya need? [Hold up dude, hold up--why is there a jazz trio in here?] Oh, a lil' music to spice things up never hurt anybody! We got Tall Pucklickler on drums, Small Pucklickler on piano, and my buddy Tony holdin' up the bass! I come from a long line of- [Okay, okay, I don’t have all day here. Do you sell, like, normal stuff?] Oh, you haven’t been paying attention, have you? Low-poly sports cars with homicide doors Pre-rusted nails and bite-sized C4 Chew toys for pet rocks and betta fish, too Everything’s in stock so there’s certainly something for you Whoo! Hit it, Ton’! [It's actually pretty good.] [Y'know, I don't mind this. That's... yeah.] [I, I can get down to that.] [Who the heck's playing that?] Wait, yeah, who IS playing this? Y'know, I'm not gonna pay you for this. The world is your orchid and we have the seeds Nothing you want but all that you need Buying from here would make you really smart 'Cause everything’s waiting right here in... Ballmaaaarttttt Okay, stop, stop Whoo-wee! [Ok, um, do you have any baking soda?] No Credits to logancircle2 and Anthousai on Freesound (city ambience and door sounds)