Lasagna Speed (Garfield Kart 2 - All You Can Drift Song)
About this track
[Verse 1] Start your engines, here we go, Eight weird racers in a budget show. Load times longer than a Pope’s parade, By the end your refund chance has frayed. Nermal’s squeakin’, Jon’s a snack, Remote control keeps flashing back. Can’t find friends, can’t change a key, But it’s still a masterpiece to me! [Chorus] All you can drift (skrt, skrt), Lasagna speed that can’t be missed. All you can drift (woo, woo), Like a Monday that won’t desist. All you can drift, come on, All you can drift! [Verse 2] Every track feels half a dream, But I’m still chained to this machine. Crash on launch, I call that flair, At least it proves the devs still care. Better rate it six of five, If it breaks, that means it’s alive. Refund’s gone, no time to run— One more cup and my soul is done. [Chorus] All you can drift (yeah, yeah), Second place is just a myth. All you can drift (woo, woo), Even nuns are dodging quick. All you can drift, let’s go, All you can drift! [Bridge] No volume slider, that’s the plan, Control remap? Catch me if you can. Play with strangers, never friends, Hope this Monday never ends. [Verse 3] It’s the racer Steam deserves, With empty menus, hollow curves. Silksong’s brave to drop so near, This kart will haunt me year to year. My orange idol leads the pack, Mondays piled upon his back. Empty game but I insist, I was born for All You Can Drift! [Chorus / Outro] All you can drift (skrt, skrt), Crashing’s half the racing myth. All you can drift (woo, woo), Every lap’s another glitch. All you can drift, say it loud— Ten outta ten, I’m still so proud! All you can drift! All you can drift!